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Joke of the Day
"What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination"
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"Did you guys hear the rumor about the butter? I don't know if I should spread it."
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"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"
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"Me: [to cat] HEY! GET YOUR PAW OUTTA THAT FISH TANK, MISTER. Fish: [holding the cat's paw] Ignore himhe'll never understand love."
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"