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Joke of the Day

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter and cold."

"[shoves the new kid] ur in the wrong ballet class loser, this is for the experts only [low-5s closest bro while maintaining eye contact]"

"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"How do blondes like their eggs? Unfertilized"

"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"

"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"