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Joke of the Day
"Him- You're a useless piece of shit.. Me- Show me a useful piece of shit."
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"Ferguson joke. Too soon? Black guy walks into a bar in Ferguson. Says to the bartender, ""Give me a Michael Brown."" Bartender says ""Ok. Put up your hands."" the gave him six shots."
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""
"George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but ""an account of key decisions"", such as 9/11, Iraq, and ""all the other things Cheney made me do."""
"What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand? Bean dip"
"How do crabs travel cheaply? Pubic transportation"
"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"
"*notices zipper is down* OMG! *zips it up* FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I'll do it myself"
"Joke look into the mirror"
"What did Mick Jones say when he offended the Arabs sorry I'm a foreigner"