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"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
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"How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
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"/r/im14andthisisdeep? ...I'm 12 and that's what she said"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. ""Wing wing"". ""Halo?"""
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"
"Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show? There was a frog in her throat."