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Joke of the Day

"Sandpaper I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Gosh, I only intended to rough him up a bit."

"Funniest Joke Ever My life"

"What do you call an isolated mystical forest creature? Gnome alone."

"I Dropped Out of Elementary School Because of Recess.. I don't play games."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."

"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"

"I saw a sign in the book store labelled ""Christian Fiction"" I think we all know where I'm going with this.."

"My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language."

"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."

"What should you use to make a boat explode? A weapon of mast destruction."