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Joke of the Day

"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"

"What happened to the egg when it heard the joke? It cracked."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""

"""If you're pregnant you can't get pregnant, the same goes for getting arrested, can you lick this?"" I ask, trying to roll a joint in cuffs."

"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied her."

"How can you tell male from female ants? Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant."

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."

"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"