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Joke of the Day
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
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"Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize? Because it's a ""no bell"" prize."
"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."
"My standards for women are the same as my standards for juice. Five and Alive."
"My girlfriend says I can't visualise things I can't imagine why."
"Thought of this whilst snacking. If one chick pea kills another chick pea... Is that considered Humuscide?"
"Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !"
"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low."
"Famous last words (silence)"
"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"