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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"

"in hindsight, ms. frizzle taking a bus of children inside of an unsuspecting person was not ok. one of those rascals peed in his body."

"God has cursed me with thoughts that come in 147 characters."

"The Pen is mightier than the sword... Cuz, you know, you can't draw dicks on faces with swords."

"Dead Alive Other"

"Why was General Yoda afraid of April? Because March, April May."

"How do you jerk off a sprinter? Pull a fast one."

"What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick? It doesn't matter where you drop them off."