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Joke of the Day
"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"
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"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"
"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."
"Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy."
"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."
"I got picked on in Highschool: I was cut from the football team & failed the cheerleading tryouts on the same day they fired me as principal"
"Fitbits are the selfies of exercise."
"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."