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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."

"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"

"Hear about the cross-eyed teacher? ... she just couldn't control her pupils."

"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""

"Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters"

"What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression? Red, white and blue"

"I've reached the most difficult moment in parenting: explaining to my son why the first Star Wars movie is Episode 4."

"What did the snowman say to the other snowman? ""do you smell carrots?"""

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"Being a parent is the opposite of the Jenny Craig diet. ""I gained 20lbs & all I did was eat small portions of my toddlers leftover dinner."""