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Joke of the Day

"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"

"Crappiest Town In The UK I am not British because I was born in Slough :( :l :)"

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else."

"Someday, my kids will say ""daddy, wanna hear a cool story"" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story."

"My Mexican friend asked me, ""What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?"" I asked, ""What?"" He said, ""Little Caesars!"""

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."

"Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car? He had Gnocchi."

"What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward."