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Joke of the Day
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
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"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."
"Recent Studies... Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 blondes are blonde"
"My pot accidentally got mixed in with my pasta noodles. Ended up with baked ziti."
"Which two farm animals are the dirtiest? Brown chicken brown cow.."
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."
"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"