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Joke of the Day

"Why are the cops shooting so many black men? There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one."

"What's a cat's favorite color? Purrple."

"An SJW walks into a bar... [Removed]"

"Not not mine but I thought I'd share Job interview - How many years of experience do you have? - 50 - Really? You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime"

"Three rifles walk into a bar... ... and one of them was assault."

"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"

"What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist? A flossopher!"

"What is a computer programmer's favorite moon? Io"

"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"

"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."