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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"

"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."

"greys anatomy is so unrealistic. there is no way you can have sex in a place that smells like a hospital"

"If Ben Franklin was a Nazi, how would he have discovered electricity? By frying kikes."

"Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago."

"Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it."

"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

"what comes after the bar? f. as in barf because drinking can make people barf .. f could also mean fuck because drinking can make people fuck that is all"

"Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!"

"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."