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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an electro-food? (it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!"

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"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."
"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."
"What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom? A fake name"
"What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter? Anna May"
"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"
"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."
"Yo mama so hairy You almost died of rug burn when you were born"
"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"