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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing a girl can hear when she's giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? ""I'm not Willie Nelson..."""

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"Table for six please? ""Is your party coming soon or?"" [Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I'm going to need booster seats"

"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"

"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""

"What's the cheapest kind of meat. Deer balls, they're under a buck."