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Joke of the Day

"Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home."

"Wanna Hear A Joke? Hufflepuff."

"I like my men like I like my grapes. Me:- I like my men like I like my grapes Friend:- Big and black? Me:- no, 16 at a time."

"Here we go, funniest joke I know... So a man wins a divorce settlement."

"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""

"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."

"Why are wedding dresses white? It's the most popular colour of home appliances, washing machines, dishwashers,........"

"""Let me ax you something."" - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist."