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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain."
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"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""
"I hope my tombstone reads: Matrixed 9 out of 10 bullets."
"A cucumber made a dill with the devil. He's in quite a pickle now."
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"
"Women jokes are not funny Period."
"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."
"Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward"