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Joke of the Day
"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"
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"One of my nipples is a different color from the other two. Is this normal?"
"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"
"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."
"Sometimes I like to spend my Sunday afternoon being screamed at by a 5 year old for eating the sandwiches I made for her imaginary friend."
"What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Dam."
"What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? Sheez was!"
"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."
"[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with? ME: a kiss? B: don't do that"