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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Russian Lizard? Commie commie commie commie chameleon."
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"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."
"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
"What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth? Bubblegum"
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"Why were piggy banks made? To keep the Jews away from the money"
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."
"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."
"What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress."