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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes."

"*pops the hood* ""Looks like the timing nut is gone on yer muffler belt"" .. Umm r u sure you work here? *lifts eye brow, moustache falls off*"

"So the other day, my friend told me that I have no idea what irony meant... Which was pretty ironic, considering we were at a bus stop."

"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."

"Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber"

"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"

"I bought a fleshlight today My masturbation has gotten out of hand"

"Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant? The Sioux chef"

"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."