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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit."

"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"

"Some bloke on FB called me a clown. Now I've got to go hide under his bed with a knife cause that's what clowns do."

"What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado."

"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."

"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."

"Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me."

"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. Kinda like crying, screaming, or dying."

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."