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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool."
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"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"
"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"
"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."
"I said to my wife's mother ""when you're dead, I'll dance in your grave."" she said: ""Good, I'm being buried at sea."""
"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
"Why don't ants get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies"
"When someone says ""be honest"" what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible."
"""Annie are you ok?"" -yep ""Are you ok?"" -dude, I just said yes ""Are you ok Annie?"" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL"
"What do you call a female redneck who is faster than her brothers? A virgin"