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Joke of the Day
"Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me."
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"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"I'd like to see a world without plagiarism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
"What's the difference between water falling from the sky and hamburgers falling from the sky? One of them is a meatier shower."
"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"How do you make a lemon orgasm? You rub its cituris."
"You know you're a total loser when your controversial political post gets zero likes or comments on Facebook."
"Do I know any jokes about Sodium? Na"
"What is the sound of one hand typing? Fap-fap-fap."
"LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol"