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Joke of the Day
"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"
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"Did you hear about the blacksmith that was arrested for creating iron calligraphy? He was charged with forging signatures."
"date: [breaks 3 minute silence] ""you dont have to use the chopsticks just to impress me"" me: [trying to pick up my beer] ""i can do it"""
"So Clark Kent is walking around with a giant cape bunched up under his dress shirt? I feel weird when I wear an undershirt."
"Jesus and floppy discs are very similar They both died to become the image of saving"
"I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other."
"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."
"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader..? Tell him that Asylum Seekers are the natural predators of Paedophiles."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."