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Joke of the Day

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"

"Mama mama this bread tastes funny! STFU and eat your brick."

"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."

"People don't make your heart skip a beat. Medical conditions do. Idiots."

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."

"Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart"

"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"

"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"