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Joke of the Day

"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."

"I get you, anti-evolution people. I'm too lazy to learn science too."

"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"

"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."

"Guy brings a giraffe into a bar... The giraffe passes out on the floor and the bartender says ""hey, you cant leave that lyin there."" The guy says ""it's not a lion, it's a giraffe."""

"The best part about being single is only having to say ""I'm sorry"" to the dog."

"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."

"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."