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Joke of the Day

"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."

"Why did the bear run around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep."

"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"

"What do you call a Roman with pubic hairs stuck between his teeth? Glad-he-ate-her."

"Hey, waiters, write down my fucking order. If you're trying to impress people how about don't be a waiter."

"Things I've learned as a mom: Kiss boo boo's. Say I love you a lot. Snuggle when they ask. Do laundry daily. Hide the good snacks."

"It would be way cooler if whenever you punched a kid, a bunch of coins came out of them like in Mario. But ya, I'm free to babysit tonight."

"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"