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Joke of the Day
"Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over? Because it was... imbalanced."
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"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."
"If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich."
"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"
"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"
"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"
"the opposite of a charles manson is a nicole kidman"
"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"