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Joke of the Day

"What do the mafia and a women's pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"All I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky cards. It was difficult to deal with."

"Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away? Because he mist it."

"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"

"I tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"

"A pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel in the front of his pants. The bartender asks ""isn't that bothering you?"" The pirate replies ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""

"A baby is like a bee farm I don't have one, but if I did, I would stay the fuck away from it."

"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."