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Joke of the Day
"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"
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"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"
"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"Coworker: Ugh, the coffee is too strong Me: There is no strong coffee. Just weak people."
"A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, ""A beer for me, and one for the road."""
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"
"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"Why couldn't Hillary win the election? Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins."