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Joke of the Day

"My mother-in-law's coming,,,,, I had to clear out half my closet so she has a place to hang upside down and sleep"

"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."

"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."

"He raised an eyebrow, put his hand down and with one eye on the table, looked expressionless. Never play poker against Mr Potato Head."

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"

"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure's off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn't even have a shirt."

"I want you to fu.. this rusty pipe . FTW ??"

"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"