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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water? A religious movement."
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"A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does."
"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."
"I look forward to using the phrase ""I'm gonna fuck you til you're pregnant!"" in bed when we decide to have kids."
"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"
"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."
"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"
"Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal."