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Joke of the Day

"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"I ran into my dad earlier... Shitty driving must run in the family..."

"They say the music you listen too is tied to your personality;I listen to Chris Brown. Two counts of assault and one hit and run."

"Back in my day we didn't call meeting strangers from the Internet in random places for a weekend ""tweet ups"" we called it ""shit you dont do"""

"I came out of the closet today... And I'm currently enjoying the wonderful world of Narnia!"

"What is Heinz Guderian's favorite song? The Blitzkrieg Bop"

"Life is basically one long, terrible date with yourself."

"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."