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Joke of the Day

"Dinosaur 911: what's ur emergency Dinosaur: A FIREBALL IN THE SKY IS FLYIN AT US Dinosaur 911: is it the sun Dinosaur: haha probably. bye"

"Back home from the chinese paralympics."

"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."

"SON: What's a sex tape? ME: Er well when er a man & a woman have er intercourse they S: No M: No? S: Dad. I know what sex is. What's a tape?"

"Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don't spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed!"

"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"

"I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable, and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day"

"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."

"The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite So he went back four seconds."