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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if trees gave off Wi-Fi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breath."

"What do computers snack on? micro chips"

"Make a birthday wish for mutant lung power then blow away your cake, your party guests, your house, car, trees, etc."

"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has a future..."

"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."

"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."

"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."

"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."

"Funny school joke Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"Hello, Gotham Child Services. Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork."