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Joke of the Day

"Avoid cars that have a sign saying 'baby on board'. That driver has only had a couple of hours sleep and is likely to be suicidal."

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"As a child whenever I asked my parents to close the closet at night they always said. ""Why? Anything that could kill you can open that door"""