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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."

"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"

"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"

"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."

"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."

"What did the computer say to the pirate? Want to date hot Russians!"

"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"

"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."