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Joke of the Day
"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
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"When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid."
"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"
"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."
"So yet another snake walks into a bar... He asks the bartender, ""Gimme a shot of Jack!"" ""No sir."" ""Well why not?"" The snake said. ""You can't hold your liquor!"""
"I like my black people like I like my coffee I don't like coffee."
"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"
"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."
"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"
"What did Who the clown use as his clown horn? Who nose?"