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Joke of the Day
"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."
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"[Seance] *knock, knock* ME: Wh-who's there? [ouija board spells out A-T-C-H] ME: atch who? [spells out B-L-E-S-S-Y-O-U] ME: Dammit, Grandpa!"
"[Next door dog barking] Me: *inserts earpugs* [Barking intensifies] Me: wtf................haha oh *removes earpugs and inserts earplugs*"
"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."
"*Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal* ""ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."""
"Just went to pick up a paper clip but accidentally picked up two paper clips. Sometimes I don't know my own strength"
"Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it"
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum."
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""