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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding... He hasn't unwrapped his present yet"

"Does AT&T; allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?"

"People get easily offended these days. You can't even say black paint Instead you have to yell ""Jamall, paint my fence"""

"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."

"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"

"How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk? She had a frog in her throat."

"You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night? He got a little too close to the edge."

"what is michael J. Fox's favourite beverage? a vanilla shake"

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."