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Joke of the Day

"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"Why is it called almond milk? ""Nut juice"" wasnt very popular."

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."

"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."

"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snowwoman? Snowballs"

"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"

"Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're all actually good people."

"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""