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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
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"What do you call a hooker at Christmas? A frostitute"
"you must have a special kind of death wish if you have your read receipts on and still ignore my texts."
"""A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others."" Ayn Rand Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner."
"Why is Rosie O'Donell fat? Because she likes to eat out!"
"Everybody wants to change the world, but no one can find a diaper that's big enough."
"What do black people and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."
"*getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here."
"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."
"Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: ""We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."""