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Joke of the Day

"I told a joke to my Jewish friends about kosher food, but they didn't like it at all... they said it was too ham-fisted."

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"

"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"

"You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, ""Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."""

"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."

"Sooo when my husband became a pool man I really thought the sex would get immediately better"

"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire? See you next month."

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."