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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee that gets engaged? A Beyonce."
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"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."
"You didn't even notice that I had 1/8 of an inch cut off of my hair! - women"
"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"
"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"
"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"
"Came home to find my girlfriend packing her stuff... I asked her what she was doing, she says ""I'm leaving you, you sick peadophile!"" ""Peadophile! That's a big word for an 8 year old!"""
"If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, ""You 3 look great!"" Magic will happen afterwards..."
"Dogs can't operate MRI scanners. But catscan."
"What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub? .....Add your laundry."