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Joke of the Day

"In the US they make you take an IQ test before they give you a badge and gun. If you pass the test, you don't get the job."

"What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator"

"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."

"""Do me a solid"" just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross."

"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"

"Batman Begins Twerking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"

"What is an astronaut's favorite power tool? An orbital sander"

"What's the difference between a church bell & a politician? A church bell peals from the steeple."

"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""

"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"