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Joke of the Day

"I was in the supermarket and I thought I saw my name on a loaf of bread. I looked again and it said ""thick cut""."

"70 yr old boss: i have the body of a fit 30 yr old. Me: where? Buried in your rose garden?"

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"People who walk in front of the theater screen while you're watching a pirated movie on your computer are so rude."

"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"choose one to drop: 1. acid 2. bass 3. out of college 4. the assault charges 5. that thun thun thun"

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."