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Joke of the Day
"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"
Next Joke
"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"
"Son: Dad how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, Usually"
"Me: Hello, my name is Vikki and I'm an alcoholic. Operator: Ma'am, this is AAA. Me: I know. I'm an alcoholic and now my car is in a ditch."
"---. I regret that Remorse code"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me having sex with her dog. I guess I really screwed the pooch on that one."
"I own a very profitable bakery I guess you could say, i'm rolling in the dough"
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for Old Spice'?"
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."
"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""