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Joke of the Day

"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"

"Me: How are you feeling Grandpa? Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly."

"Lady at the door asked if I'd found Jesus and I was all HOW IS HE MISSING, IT WAS YOUR DAY TO WATCH HIM. I don't think she'll be back."

"Jesus Christ walks into a motel and drops a handful of nails on the counter. He asks Can you put me up for the night ?"

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"I was wondering why it gets bright even before I see the sun rise in the morning. Then it dawned on me."

"Why do nuns always travel in pairs? Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none."

"If you arrive fashionably late in crocs... You're just late"