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Joke of the Day
"I like my.... I like my women how I like my font ... 18 and **bold**"
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"I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex... ...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked"
"Kids go as the devil and bigfoot on Halloween all the time, but I go as a pedophile and suddenly I'm a weirdo."
"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."
"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"Rape Some say rape isn't funny. Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin"
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"
"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."
"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."