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Joke of the Day

"Muslim book store in New York: A man asks if they have the latest Donald Trump book on immigration. ""Fuck off, get out and don't come back"" says the store owner. ""That's the one!"" says the man"

"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"

"DID YOU KNOW: If every person on the planet lined up along the Earth's equator, most of them would drown."

"[Mr. Robot] I may be late... ...and, for sure, Edward Alderson is late, but Christian's later"

"I was straining on the toilet this morning. ""Where's the fucking sieve?"" asked my wife."

"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."

"I just returned from a concert put on by the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra... ... ... Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."

"The most high brow yo 'mamma joke... Yo mamma is so classless... she is like a Marxist utopia!"

"A toast to wives, girlfriends, and lovers. May they never meet."

"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"