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Joke of the Day

"What did Chuck Norris told his father when he left home for college? You are the man of the house now."

"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"

"My Netflix subscription feels like one of those abusive relationships people are afraid of leaving."

"When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them."

"Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast? Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun."

"Don't play with a girl's heart she only has one play with her tits, she has two of those."

"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"

"What's the difference between a final exam and an orgy? In an orgy, you fuck and then get tested. In a final exam, you get tested and then you're fucked."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist They never expect it back"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."